At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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