Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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