Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You made out with two different species that night
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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