i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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