yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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