there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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