I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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