It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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