What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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