Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Randomize
