she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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