Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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