Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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