he wants to bone in the snuggie
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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