She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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