But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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