i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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