I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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