Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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