Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I can text with my tongue
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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