I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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