Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
