I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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