there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Sext me about skeletons
Randomize
