I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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