doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
