Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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