I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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