dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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