Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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