I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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