please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
