Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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