I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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