It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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