I puked a lego.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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