if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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