another moral hangover. fuck.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize