we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
