butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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