that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We are two peas in an std pod
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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