Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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