Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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