What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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