And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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