Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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