Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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