you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Randomize
