why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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