he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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