Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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