One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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