not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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