but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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