Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
