Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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