So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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