it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I party with great urgency now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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