you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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